Meanwhile, on the dark side of Fairy Tale Land: The stories Mother Goose doesn’t share with the kids. Yesterday Girl Dog robbed a Canada goose nest on the edge of the pond of its two eggs, representing the entire annual reproductive output of this particular Mother Goose, who, not surprisingly, was quite upset and verbally demonstrative about the ongoing cradle robbing. And what happened to the giant eggs, kids? Girl Dog ate one in the woods and the other went in the refrigerator at the evil people’s house.
